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SCRIPT SUBMISSION
Select your heat level and upload your best read. We accept MP3 or WAV files up to 60 seconds.
THE PRODUCTION PIPELINE
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DIRECTORIAL ROAST
Christina and Brendan dissect your performance, stripping away the tropes to reveal your true star potential.
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FINAL CUT DELIVERY
Receive your feedback via email within 48-72 hours. Apply the notes, book the gig, and take your bow.
TECHNICAL SPECS
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SCRIPT LENGTH: Keep individual reads under 60 seconds. Quality over quantity, darling.
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FILE FORMAT: Submit as high-quality WAV (preferred) or 320kbps MP3. No scratchy phone recordings.
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QUALITY STANDARDS: Ensure a silent noise floor. We want to hear your voice, not your refrigerator.
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PERFORMANCE MINDSET: Audition like the lead. Leave the 'announcer' at the stage door. Give us real.
SCENE INQUIRIES
What's the turnaround time?
Standard roasts typically hit your inbox within 3-5 business days. If you're in an 'opening night' panic, our Leading Star Power tier offers an emergency 24-hour turnaround.
What kinds of reads are allowed?
We specialize in Commercial, Imaging, Promos, Characters and more. If it involves a microphone and a director's ear, we can roast it.
What's your refund policy?
Due to the personal, expert nature of our directorial critiques, all roasts are final. We don't pick on you—we polish you, and that directorial labor is absolute.
How do I contact the Directors?
Reach out to Christina at ChristinaSmithVO@yahoo.com or Brendan at BShanahanstl@yahoo.com for business inquiries or project-specific questions.