Stop Guessing.
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Be The Star.
Raw, unfiltered directorial critique for voice actors who are tired of hearing “Great read!” from friends while their auditions hit a wall.
For educational, informational, entertainment, and coaching purposes only. We provide subjective feedback, coaching, and personal opinions on your performance as if you were working with us. Nothing on this site or in our services is a promise, warranty, or guarantee of work, bookings, income, or career success. By using this site and purchasing any service, you agree to release, indemnify, and hold harmless Roast My Read and its owners, contractors, and partners from any and all claims, losses, or damages arising from your use of this site, our coaching, or our feedback. All sales are final and non‑refundable; you are paying solely for our time and professional expertise.
Why Get Roasted?
Polite feedback is a career killer in voiceover. To book top-tier radio imaging, commercial, and promo gigs, you need director-level honesty, sharp ears, and real-time correction. We don't pick on you—we polish you. Get exact, actionable direction from Emmy-winning directors and Mercury-winning producers.
STAGE LINEUP
Fast, actionable critiques built to help bolster your performance.
For educational, informational, entertainment, and coaching purposes only. We provide subjective feedback, coaching, and personal opinions on your performance as if you were working with us. Nothing on this site or in our services is a promise, warranty, or guarantee of work, bookings, income, or career success. By using this site and purchasing any service, you agree to release, indemnify, and hold harmless Roast My Read and its owners, contractors, and partners from any and all claims, losses, or damages arising from your use of this site, our coaching, or our feedback. All sales are final and non‑refundable; you are paying solely for our time and professional expertise.
The Studio Brass
Christina
Christina is an Emmy Award–winning Creative Director, Producer, Voice Casting Director, and working voice talent whose work with Lion Forge Entertainment’s animated series Drawn In earned industry‑wide recognition. A multi–SOVAS Voice Arts Awards winner and featured expert leading a masterclass at the That’s Voiceover! Career Expo, she’s trusted by both top decision‑makers and rising talent. Based at the legendary Clayton Studios in St. Louis, Christina serves as a key instructor and private coach for VOSTL (Voice Over St. Louis), coaching actors in a real, working studio environment. Known for her kind, compassionate, and deeply supportive approach—paired with firm, honest, no‑fluff direction—she has a rare ability to bring out the absolute best in every performer, stripping away fake voiceover habits to reveal raw, authentic power.
Brendan
30-year radio and production powerhouse, Brendan is a highly acclaimed, multiple Mercury Award winner and part of an Emmy Award Winning Team, who has written and produced thousands of iconic station IDs, commercial jingles, custom sonic logos, and promos. Widely recognized as one of the most outrageously entertaining minds in the audio industry, his expertise extends deep into long-form animation, having produced and performed voice scratch tracks for major Hollywood animated features. A sharp-witted comedic genius who thinks on his feet, Brendan brings lightning-fast improvs and punchy visual rewrites directly to the control room desk—and regularly leads high-demand masterclasses that leave talent both laughing and transformed. Renowned as an audio branding wizard, he seamlessly blends razor-sharp humor with technical precision to build cuts that hit listeners right between the ears.
★ SCENE I ★
The Background Extra
Detailed audio or written notes on your read within 3–5 days.
$50
FEATURED ROLLS
Growth relies on individual talent, effort, and market conditions. Results are not guaranteed and will vary from person to person. Our feedback and coaching are for educational, informational, entertainment, and coaching purposes only and do not promise or guarantee work, bookings, income, or career success.
Actionable feedback for the working voice actor.
★ SCENE II ★
Scene-Stealing Support
Express 24-hour turnaround critique with recorded notes.
$75
★ SCENE III ★
Leading Star Power
Brief 15–30 minute Zoom session for this audition only, with live feedback and dialogue.
$100
★ SCENE IV ★
Executive Producer
One 60-minute Zoom to study your craft and performance choices.